Tuesday, January 23, 2007


Sir Jupiter told of a man vying
a beautiful chick to be lying.
But--not even the sages
in US Weekly pages
could know that the man would be dying!

Tolkien Boy slyly derailed us
with superheroes. How they regaled us!
But unless he corrects
this absence of sex,
oh! How the fellow has failed us!

Master Fob--well, what can we say?
He's always been sort of "that way."
It's not so much the bangles,
but, yes, the hard angles
that help us to know that he's gay.

Weed knows that pure elocution
can often be cause for confusion.
Abstinence, that's the thing,
so he neglected to bring
any writing, to gain absolution.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

My Descent Upon America

Let it be known to Fobs far and wide that I, the Queen Zippergut, will deign to visit my subjects in the United States in the state of Utah commencing on March 27, 2007 and ending on April 17, 2007.

Yes, this is during the Easter holiday and yes, that means that you should all come running, flying or driving to see me during that three week window.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

That is all.


Do you suppose this works now?