Thursday, December 28, 2006

Fourth Fob

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Four times a-fobbing,
Three Moral Persons,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

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Blogger Th. said...

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I assume this means Jeph showed up exactly four times?

12/29/2006 6:30 PM  
Blogger Master Fob said...

Because Blogger won't let me post on this blog for some reason, and I need to post before midnight:

Fifth Fob

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

12/29/2006 10:05 PM  
Blogger Master Fob said...

Sixth Fob

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

12/30/2006 11:47 PM  
Blogger Master Fob said...

Seventh Fob

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

1/01/2007 11:17 AM  
Blogger Master Fob said...

Eighth Fob

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Eight Mormons cussing,
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

1/01/2007 11:19 AM  
Blogger Sir Jupiter said...

Oh, so that's where all the Fob days went. Oops, I interrupted!

1/02/2007 12:53 AM  
Blogger Master Fob said...

Ninth Fob

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Nine alpha entries*,
Eight Mormons cussing,
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

*This is giving the Ninth Fob the benefit of the doubt, assuming a ninth one is coming shortly.

1/02/2007 8:22 AM  
Blogger Edgy said...

And don't think that I'll post for you again just because you write a bit of poetry. ;)

1/02/2007 9:16 PM  
Blogger Master Fob said...

I'm getting tired of this not being able to post thing. Sigh. Here we go...

Tenth Fob

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Ten stalkers stalking,
Nine alpha entries,
Eight Mormons cussing,
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

1/03/2007 6:04 PM  
Blogger Th. said...

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And you decried me for not switching over.

1/03/2007 10:39 PM  
Blogger Master Fob said...

Eleventh Fob

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Eleven teachers teaching*,
Ten stalkers stalking,
Nine alpha entries,
Eight Mormons cussing,
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

*In a non-pedophiliac sort of way.

1/04/2007 3:39 PM  
Blogger Master Fob said...

Twelfth Fob

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Twelve Santas kissing*,
Eleven teachers teaching,
Ten stalkers stalking,
Nine alpha entries,
Eight Mormons cussing,
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.


*No, silly, not each other. They were kissing your mom, inducing a heart attack in your father. Don't you read the news?

1/05/2007 11:11 PM  

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