Fourth Fob

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Four times a-fobbing,
Three Moral Persons,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

Third Fob

On the third day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Three Moral Persons,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

Second Fob

On the second day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Two Costco cakes
And a starling in Tehachapi.

The First Fob

On the first day of Christmas
My true fob sent to me
A starling in Tehachapi.

A Prelude to the Twelve Fobs of Christmas

1. It's not going to be as good as I thought it would be when first it occurred to me. Perhaps I should have heeded Tolkien Boy's warning.
2. "My true fob" can be substituted by "Your mother" at any point.