Suspense...! Intrigue...! Exclamation Points...!

You know, we here at the FOBlog often post summaries of what happened the night before, but we never catch other readers up. This is why I have taken it upon myself to provide this group with a great teaser clip to start today’s FOB:

>>NARRATOR (with deep, gruff voice. Possibly Don LaFontaine from all those movie trailers): PREVIOUSLY ON FOB!

>>MasterFob: Our mutual boss said that you left the store unlocked overnight.
>>Tolkien Boy: You take that back!
>>Sir Jupiter: Hey everyone, I brought a cheesecake!
>>Foxy J: [glares suspiciously] Strange…I was under the impression that I was supposed to make brownies.

[RANDOM GIANT EXPLOSION]

>>Foxy J: Hey look, a plucky neighbor boy. Perhaps he will add comic relief.
>>Plucky Kid: Or perhaps I will add intrigue by somehow blackmailing you and you won’t see it coming because I’m only nine years of age.
>>Master Fob: Wow, for a child you’re rather articulate.

[CLIP OF TOLKIEN BOY PEERING FROM HIS CAR…NOT SURE AT WHAT]

>>Mr. Weed: I’m so amazed at the miracle of childbirth.
>>Mrs. Weed: But are you sure the baby is even yours?
>>Mr. Weed: [raises an eyebrow]

>>NARRATOR: …AND NOW FOR THE NEXT EXCITING INSTALLMENT!

*cue theme music*