For Master Fob, Merry Christmas

An Acrostic Poem

Master Fob is
Awfully swell, for
Sometimes he will
Teach us well, about
Each thing we
Really want to tell.

Fiercely and clearly, we sound accolade!
Always, we ask him, our stories to aid!
Be with us forever, until we get...paid!*

Merry Christmas, Master Fob!

*original wording emended. --ed.