Sunday, November 26, 2006


All right, everyone. As we haven't had FOB for weeks now, and as I'm beginning to get scurvy from lack of the citric-acid criticism I'm used to, I thought we might have some fun playing some FOB MAD LIBS. So, if you want to play along, either post your answers on the FOBlog or email them to me.

from "Danette, Me, and the Messy Kiwi of Love"

Noun (plural):
Noun (plural):
Noun (plural):
Proper Name:
Superlative Adjective:
Article of Clothing:
Article of Clothing:
Article of Clothing:
Article of Clothing:

This special, limited-edition FOBlog fun will only run a week--so be speedy, and be clever!


Blogger Master Fob said...

Adjective: mommish
Noun: your mom
Noun (plural): all of your moms
Noun: your mom
Noun: your mom
Verb: to mom
Noun (plural): all of your moms
Noun (plural): all of your moms
Adjective: mommish
Proper Name: Your Mom
Superlative Adjective: mommest
Noun: your mom
Adjective: mommish
Noun: your mom
Noun: your mom
Article of Clothing: your mom
Adjective: mommish
Verb: to mom
Article of Clothing: your mom
Noun: your mom
Article of Clothing: your mom
Adjective: mommish
Article of Clothing: your mom
Verb: to mom
Place: your mom's place
Verb: to mom
Noun: your mom
Verb: to mom
Noun: your mom

11/26/2006 1:31 PM  
Blogger Th. said...


Noun: carjacker
Noun (plural): thoughts
Noun: fish
Noun: fishsteaks
Verb: eat
Noun (plural): divers
Noun (plural): fingers
Adjective: devious
Proper Name: Proust
Superlative Adjective: Kafkaesquest
Noun: friend
Adjective: red
Noun: Wisconsin
Noun: statue
Article of Clothing: cumberbund
Adjective: quaint
Verb: ream
Article of Clothing: nipple-ring
Noun: frog
Article of Clothing: argyle sock
Adjective: blunt
Article of Clothing: fedora
Verb: steer
Place: DC
Verb: stick
Noun: dweller
Verb: seek
Noun: telephone

I love it! I wish I had thought of it first!

11/26/2006 1:36 PM  
Blogger Tolkien Boy said...

Master Fob, you mock the system.

Th. I need another adjective.

11/26/2006 9:06 PM  
Blogger Th. said...



How about....anemic?


11/26/2006 9:28 PM  
Blogger Edgy said...

Adjective: loquacious
Noun: geisha
Noun (plural): stability balls
Noun: rotunda
Noun: sweater vest
Verb: to electrocute
Noun (plural): fire extiguishers
Noun (plural): gemstones
Adjective: prepubescent
Proper Name: Dalai Lama
Superlative Adjective: tiniest
Noun: heat wave
Adjective: luminescent
Noun: paystub
Noun: stun gun
Article of Clothing: g-string
Adjective: baggy
Verb: to pole dance
Article of Clothing: rain slicker
Noun: paint can
Article of Clothing: belt
Adjective: smiley
Article of Clothing: bobby sock
Verb: to ski
Place: New York New York casino Las Vegas
Verb: to jump
Noun: puppy
Verb: to masticate
Noun: battery

11/28/2006 2:27 PM  
Blogger Edgy said...

Ooh. I want to change "baggy" to "lichenlike."

11/28/2006 2:28 PM  
Blogger Th. said...


But that would change everything!!!!!

11/28/2006 4:41 PM  
Blogger editorgirl said...

Adjective: bright
Noun: frog
Noun (plural): rubies
Noun: doll
Noun: duck
Verb: duck
Noun (plural): picture frames
Noun (plural): cows
Adjective: cute
Proper Name: Alex
Superlative Adjective: bestest
Noun: lamp
Adjective: sexy
Noun: Q-tip
Noun: thumb
Article of Clothing: vest
Adjective: plaid
Verb: dance
Article of Clothing: skirt
Noun: phone
Article of Clothing: scarf
Adjective: nasty
Article of Clothing: belt
Verb: type
Place: India
Verb: hit
Noun: computer
Verb: jump
Noun: ladder

11/28/2006 9:19 PM  
Blogger Sir Jupiter said...

Adjective: shining
Noun: BlackBerry
Noun (plural): food stamps
Noun: drive shaft
Noun: basket
Verb: saunter
Proper Name: Treasurer
Superlative adjective: grandest
Noun: pizza pie
Adjective: disquieting
Noun: banana
Noun: hookah pipe
Article of Clothing: cummerbund
Adjective: dank
Verb: sashay
Article of Clothing: top hat
Noun: refrigerator
Article of Clothing: brassiere
Adjective: glistening
Article of clothing: knee-high socks
Verb: climb
Place: Space Needle bathroom
Verb: thrust
Noun: coconut
Verb: ride
Noun: Clydesdale

11/29/2006 2:14 AM  
Blogger Melyngoch said...

Noun: hepatitis
Noun (plural): nubs
Noun: grunt
Noun: mustard seed
Verb: moan
Noun (plural): propositions
Noun (plural): protuberance
Adjective: maladjusted
Proper Name: Beelzebub
Superlative Adjective: geriatricest
Noun: Venerable Bede action figure
Adjective: nubile
Noun: hummus
Noun: flamingo
Article of Clothing: leg warmers
Adjective: pygmy
Verb: palpitate
Article of Clothing: codpiece
Noun: eyebrow tweezers
Article of Clothing: sweater-vest
Adjective: disheveled
Article of Clothing: fishnet body-suit
Verb: gasp
Place: Limbo
Verb: pant
Noun: pepper grinder
Verb: heave
Noun: shrunken head

11/29/2006 3:28 PM  
Blogger Edgy said...

Yay! I am looking forward immensely to the Foblib reveal.

11/29/2006 4:08 PM  
Blogger Petra said...

Adjective: pedestrian
Noun: dickishness
Noun (plural): monster truck rallies
Noun: lesson
Noun: ulcer
Verb: perforate
Noun (plural): bras
Noun (plural): loves
Adjective: squeamish
Proper Name: Napoleon
Superlative Adjective: neediest
Noun: fingernail
Adjective: serrated
Noun: comment
Noun: camera
Article of Clothing: fez
Adjective: sparkling
Verb: equivocate
Article of Clothing: derby
Noun: misanthrope
Article of Clothing: top hat
Adjective: whispery
Article of Clothing: pith helmet
Verb: entail
Place: the Ritz hotel
Verb: subjugate
Noun: ex-parrot
Verb: blog
Noun: your mother-in-law

11/29/2006 5:43 PM  
Anonymous Ginsberg said...

Um, hi. I'm not an official Fob but I was invited by Tolkien Boy and Melyngoch to participate in the Mad Lib fun. So with the permission of Master Fob and the other official Fobs, here goes nothing:

Adjective: scrumtrulescent
Noun: pumpkin pie
Noun (plural): amigos
Noun: hippopotamus
Noun: your mom
Verb: rock
Noun (plural): Beatles
Noun (plural): cats
Adjective: frickin'
Proper Name: Gob Bluth
Superlative Adjective: sexiest
Noun: cheerleader
Adjective: grood
Noun: your mom
Noun: The Man
Article of Clothing: bandana
Adjective: Mormony
Verb: apostatize
Article of Clothing: sexy Velma
Noun: surfer girl
Article of Clothing: fishnet
Adjective: nice
Article of Clothing: pencil
Verb: sleep
Place: Kansas
Verb: fumble
Noun: frozen banana
Verb: snog
Noun: hobbit

12/01/2006 9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TB assures me, Master Fob, that I may participate in spite of my lack of: height, blackness, and maleness. So, because I can't resist...

Adjective: cute
Noun: trial
Noun (plural): dreams
Noun: logic
Noun: style
Verb: smile
Noun (plural): reeds
Noun (plural): wings
Adjective: stupid
Proper Name: Hercules
Superlative Adjective: sleepiest
Noun: tharynx
Adjective: fragile
Noun: bile
Noun: sword
Article of Clothing: pants
Adjective: libidinal
Verb: rile
Article of Clothing: robe
Noun: statue
Article of Clothing: flannel shirt
Adjective: naked
Article of Clothing: loincloth
Verb: flick
Place: Eternal City
Verb: writhe
Noun: neck
Verb: flee
Noun: stomach

All words (except articles of clothing) taken from TB's poetry.

12/01/2006 10:16 PM  
Blogger Queen Zippergut said...

I wanna play! ('s more funner than prepping the Gospel Doctrine lesson I "get" to teach tomorrow.)

Adjective: squidgy
Noun: rubbish
Noun (plural): wellies
Noun: marmite
Noun: squash
Verb: drink
Noun (plural): plasters
Noun (plural): Christmas stockings
Adjective: naff
Proper Name: Archbishop of Canterbury
Superlative Adjective: stinkiest
Noun: toast
Adjective: flabby
Noun: duvet
Noun: sausage
Article of Clothing: knickers
Adjective: rubbish
Verb: skip
Article of Clothing: trousers
Noun: soap
Article of Clothing: jumper
Adjective: red
Article of Clothing: wellies
Verb: vomit
Place: Windsor Castle
Verb: stumble
Noun: thumbtack
Verb: lick
Noun: lorry

12/02/2006 3:08 PM  

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