Fourth Fob
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Four times a-fobbing,
Three Moral Persons,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.
My true fob sent to me
Four times a-fobbing,
Three Moral Persons,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.
Labels: Twelve Fobs of Christmas
posted by B.G. Christensen at 12/28/2006 08:14:00 AM
12 Comments:
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I assume this means Jeph showed up exactly four times?
Because Blogger won't let me post on this blog for some reason, and I need to post before midnight:
Fifth Fob
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.
Sixth Fob
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.
Seventh Fob
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.
Eighth Fob
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Eight Mormons cussing,
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.
Oh, so that's where all the Fob days went. Oops, I interrupted!
Ninth Fob
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Nine alpha entries*,
Eight Mormons cussing,
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.
*This is giving the Ninth Fob the benefit of the doubt, assuming a ninth one is coming shortly.
And don't think that I'll post for you again just because you write a bit of poetry. ;)
I'm getting tired of this not being able to post thing. Sigh. Here we go...
Tenth Fob
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Ten stalkers stalking,
Nine alpha entries,
Eight Mormons cussing,
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.
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And you decried me for not switching over.
Eleventh Fob
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Eleven teachers teaching*,
Ten stalkers stalking,
Nine alpha entries,
Eight Mormons cussing,
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.
*In a non-pedophiliac sort of way.
Twelfth Fob
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Twelve Santas kissing*,
Eleven teachers teaching,
Ten stalkers stalking,
Nine alpha entries,
Eight Mormons cussing,
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.
*No, silly, not each other. They were kissing your mom, inducing a heart attack in your father. Don't you read the news?
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