No FOB?

For those of you who are keeping up at all (and here's a big tip o' the hippo to all our loyal fans in Ottoro! Thank you, FOB freaks!), due to conflicting schedules the FOB front has decided to forego FOBbing on this day of July 6th, 2006. Although we are not together in physicality, we are certain to be together in spirit.

Yet, because some of us flag in spirit when we don't have physical presences nearby (coughTolkienBoycough), the latest FOB challenge is to give some sort of accounting, literary or otherwise, for your actions today during the hours of 7:30 pm to midnight. Be you provincial in Provo or ennervated in England, you still, technically, exist, and are part of the FOB fraternity (or sorority, or gynernity, depending on your Latin affiliation). Therefore, it is incumbent upon you to fill us in on what you did instead of FOBbing on this Thursday night.

So, what did you do? Did you have, as Melyngoch frequently suggests, wild crazy monkey sex? Did you bake a cake for George W. Bush's birthday? Did you dance the funky chicken on your seventy-fifth wedding anniversary? Did you have a multitude of unlikely dates and determine that they are why, truly, no man will ever love you? Did you leave your troubles on the doorstep and head west on the sunny side of the street? Enquiring minds want to know.

So, when you're done with the monkeys or the men, let us know. When the cake is eaten and the country is occupied, write a quick blog post. Don't delay - this offer is limited to this week, after which Tolkien Boy will find something else to encourage people to participate.