Fobutah Vignettes

"So, this rabbi, a priest and a Mormon bishop walk into a bar. You'd think that one of them would have ducked. Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck."

"I really don't think that it's realistic to expect your male character to do so much child-rearing. That never happens in real life."

"You really shouldn't hate us so much, even if we are the sexiest things to hit the Provo scene since...well, since Brigham Young."

"Little does he know he's going to get a faceful of flour in about ten seconds."

"I am Master Fob, the great and powerful..."

"So, if our children turn into blood-sucking monsters, will you have the guts to put them in an institution where they can't hurt me?"

"Enjoy your victory now, my dear, because it shan't happen again."