Wednesday, August 23, 2006

All around the world

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I'm just using Tolkers's list of Fobs, so if some one is missing or misnommed, blame him.

Jeph will have West Xylophone, because he doesn't really exist either.

Queen Zippergut can have Qatar because dropping the U is an excellent place to start.

Happily Married Straight Liberal Friend of Gay Boyfriend Chick? This is a real person? Am I supposed to believe in someone whose name is Happily Married Straight Liberal Friend of Gay Boyfriend Chick? Whatever.

Theric gets Thutopia. A place beautiful and wonderful and which no one else seems to be able to find on a map. Typical.

The Marchioness gets Britain because I figure that's where Steventon is. If it's a real place at all....

To Edgy Killer Bunny goes Canada. Because you knowhe wants it.

Melyngoch can have the rest of the Commonwealth and good luck with it.

editorgirl [sic] can have her choice of ecuador [sic], egypt [sic],el salvador [sic], equatorial guinea [sic], eritrea [sic], estonia [sic], ethiopia [sic], europa island [sic] or bloody eivissa [sic]; but I would recommend estonia [sic] because they have the best berries.

Tolkien Boy receives, by my grace and my grace alone, Hobbiton, a place of fantasy and joy and friendship and crumbling plaster and chipped paint. I rather think he'll like it.

Master Fob gets nothing. 'At'll learn 'im.




Do to library constraints, this post was not edited.

3 Comments:

Blogger Master Fob said...

Not even Fob Island?

8/23/2006 2:25 PM  
Blogger Master Fob said...

Very clever of you, by the way, to deliberately misspell "due" in that little disclaimer.

I'm sad that Petra has neither a body part nor a country. There would be no Happily Married Straight Liberal Friend of Gay Boyfriend Chick without Gay (ex-)Boyfriend Chick. Pshaw.

8/23/2006 5:30 PM  
Blogger Th. said...

.

I'm nothing if not clever.

8/24/2006 10:48 AM  

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